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It’s 8 am, I’m waiting for my appointment listening to elderly men argue about “it’s the 21st century, build the damn wall” all while glancing at me. Let’s be real, you’re entitled to your opinion but I am hardcore judging them because they went to the BATHROOM, with a DRINK in their hand. Who does that. It’s a great start of the day. In other news, winter is great because scarves hide my double chin. #Shameless #ThisIsWhyImSingle #TakingSelfiesAndAnnoyingOldMen

I just want you to come over ;) I wanna do NSFW things like hold hands, cuddle, feed you, not hurt you and watch movies or YouTube videos <3 #thisiswhyimsingle #crying #illjustkms #donthurtmeplx #ijustwantthelove

“You bring out the worst in people”- @gabeolivero the #tbt is when i got sued this year by an ex, coulda been on #judgemathis but no. I didn’t even do anything crazy. All I can do is 🤦🏿‍♂️Yall crazy #throwbackthursday #relationships #datingproblems #dating #thisiswhyimsingle #singleforareason #yallcrazy

🖤🌸😌 Good morning y’all. I’m just over here gracefully taking in my morning cuppa joe. #asiam #coffee #benddontbreak #conflictresoultion #justcaffinateme #selfievaluecard #sincerelyme #shesalady #thisiswhyimsingle

Because work drives me batty and this is the result of a crap day lol! Yes I have one earbud hanging behind my ear...how else am I supposed to hear someone calling me lol! #crazyworkday #musicrelaxesme #teacherselfie #ducklips #dontjudgeme #almostfriday #wineandwhine #whinesday #winesdaywednesday #thisiswhyimsingle

I’m this type of girlfriend 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 #lazy #girlfriend #girlfriendmaterial #thisiswhyimsingle #icrackmyselfup #quiendiceyo #iplaytoomuch #iliketohavefun #neveradullmoment #illmakeyoulaugh #wednesdayhumor 💁🏼‍♀️🥰

This.

To this guy who listed his age as 42: women your own age are expressing interest in you? How dare they?! #aggressive #doublestandards #thisiswhyimsingle #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #okcupid #cmb #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #unhinged

📬 submission from my mumma🤦🏻‍♀️. Apparently men dont get better as they age. Fuck. (For the record, thats not even her bra size?!) . #onlinedatingmeme #onlinedatingfails #datingmeme #datingfails #onlinedatingsucks #meme #menaretrash #fuckmen #trash #fuckboy #oldman #datingfails #whyiamsingle #thisiswhyimsingle #pleasedateme #datingin2018 #singleaf #oldmenaregross #glenfromcanada

I feel like this is a six grade girls Instagram bio.

Losing condoms and finding dates, thanks Montauk! Read about my Hamptons romp in the latest post — “I’m on a Boat” 🌊 Link in bio ⚓️

😂 #ThisIsWhyImSingle 😂

Bro, update your copy-and-paste message to the winter edition so we can discuss the weather in excruciating, but accurate detail, k thx. #lovetheweather #nycwinter #thisiswhyimsingle #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #okcupid #cmb #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #unhinged

#HAPPYHUMPDAY IG!!! I know I got lost a bit, but anyone who knows, knows online dating can be exhausting. Hell, sometimes even communicating with everyday people takes a toll. Heres some oldie but goodie interactions from our old school #tinder ..... good times, good times..... and things havent changed much . . #onlinedatingsucks #IllJustStaySingle  #foreveralone   #MenAreCANCELED #POF #PlentyOfFucktards #okcupid #okstupid #bumble #BumbleFuck #BuzzOff #IGDMs  #OnlineDatingNightmares #thisiswhyimsingle #singleforlife #SMDH #tinderfail #DMFail #menaretrash

Cast iron New York strip steak with a garlic powder, black pepper, and sea salt rub. All done in @buffalotrace bourbon and butter.... even splashed my hand and got a fun blister! #garlic #pepper #nystripsteak #nystrip #steak #stripsteak #beef #castiron #thisiswhyimsingle #fortworth #food #foodporn #foodphotography #butter #bourbon #homechef

These two are already asleep, Coheed has toys everywhere. #thisiswhyimsingle #Coheed #Batman #myboys❤️ #totalcharacters #morethanpets

MAD case of the kitty crazies happening over here tonight and I’m just over here rapping “Ya’ll gon make me lose my mind” like these two yahoos even care #yesireallyamrappingtomycats #luckyilivealone #thisiswhyimsingle #🤷🏼‍♀️ #😹

What a great city we live in, where an after work jog can land you in the middle of a wonderful display of #christmaslights @atxlights Just a few observations: 1. 50° is still cold when it’s dark and you’re running around a body of water. 2. Speaking of dark...while the #trailoflights is illuminated, the hike & bike trail is NOT. 3. Want to improve your personal best times? Run on a dark trail just days after binge-watching #thehauntingofhillhouse 4. All of these Lime scooters, rented bikes, and motorized skateboards have lights on them. 5. People riding those vehicles on the trail are assholes and either blind joggers or try to run them over. 6. After a brisk run, even on a chilly night, you’ll break a good sweat. 7. Showing up a public event in a cold sweat, with a scraggly #movember beard and a crew hat will get you extra special attention at security. Especially if you’re all alone. 8. Although I remember doing the Austin Trail of Lights as a kid, I don’t remember them selling alcohol! #christmascocktails for the win 9. There are lots of photo spots to get cool pics but it’s awkward when it’s just you alone. Pro Tip: find a slow moving family and keep close. When they take a group photo, photobomb! At the end of the trail, ask the dad to text you the photos. 10. Running on a cold night after meandering a Christmas trail for an hour while “hydrating” on alcoholic cocktails will make you tighten up something fierce on the jog back. #atx #stevierayvaughan #christmaslightsinthecity #shouldvetookapedicab #austintrailoflights #isawsanta #santaiknowhim #mixinghealthandfun #drinksdontcountduringtherun #thisiswhyimsingle

How to bomb💣on the first date😩w/ @iamv.ita ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Tag 2 friends😂➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Filmed by🎥 @goldczar ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ #ThisIsWhyImSingle #partypooper #petpeeve #IdrissTV

Fighting animal cruelty with @jodangggg #govegan #thisiswhyimsingle

He wants a relationship as short as my attention span 🤔 #thisiswhyimsingle

🤣😬🤷🏻‍♀️ #serialkillerjokes #darkhumor #thisiswhyimsingle #dahmersmyfavorite

💯 #grinch #christmas #thisiswhyimsingle

I commented on my cousins post that I skip nervous and shoot straight into so awkward its painful for everyone. #thisiswhyimsingle #singlelifeproblems

I was so tired last night ... I didn’t finish the beer I opened. That’s fucking tired 😬 #neverstop #thisiswhyimsingle #mombod #krazyyykiki #exhaustedallthetime #spam #beerbelly #beerbeerbeer #lovemeorhateme

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Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship 😊 . . . #sayabosan #thisiswhyimsingle

This may be childish BUT carrot penis!! 🙈😂🤣😂 #maybeishouldntpostthis #carrot #penis #carrotpenis #thisiswhyimsingle #ineedalife #getalife #healthyeating #cleaneating

So. Many. Cats. #thisiswhyimsingle #onereasonanyhow

Yes - I’m an immature little boy!! But it’s still funny!! : #ultimatepoo #comcast #tv #design #poo #pnw #seattle #singleinseattle #thisiswhyimsingle

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Communication and run on sentences are real with this one. Love the wedding ring.

Rejection gives a guy so much confidence to come back, hide behind an anonymous profile and attempt to insult a girl. So tough! 🙄 #pof #poffail #tinder #tinderfail #datingsitecreeps #creeper #onlinedating #plentyoffish #single #single #datingapp #dating #date #men #dickpic #facebook #online #datingfail #datingdisaster #singleforever #legit #menaretrash #fuckboy #thisiswhyimsingle #bumble #okc #okcupid #oasisactive #instadate #byefelipe

Your son AND your pants in the same sentence...?! 👶👖➡️🔑❤️ #thewaytomyheart #thisiswhyimsingle #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #okcupid #cmb #coffeemeetsbagel #hinge #unhinged

Thought this day wouldn’t come but my little holiday away from Victoria has finally come to an end. Launceston you will be missed by this mofo. 😂 #juststopaidyn #bathroomselfie #launceston #tasmania #shouldvisitagain #rudefinger #azzaro #azzaroperfume #nemsunnies #purple #shorthair #awkward #thisiswhyimsingle #iphonexsmax #applewatch #likeforlikes

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